I had a free moment and Bill Brasky quotes came to mind so I found a good source of them and made a unix fortune text and dat file package: fortune-mod-brasky.tar.gz.
> fortune brasky
His first name is Bill.
> fortune brasky
Bill Brasky is an eight foot two ton monster who can palm a medicine ball.
> fortune brasky
Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Put the contents of that tarball in /usr/share/games/fortune or somewhere similar and enjoy!
@philip_daigle congratulations Philip!
Wearing my green skeleton shirt (Nigel's from Spinal Tap) to the airport: the TSA won't need me to walk through their X-ray machine today!
@wotowiec @ssoper I'm on my 2nd "a number 2 on the sides, taper up, leave the top as it is, thanks."
I think I'm acting out. It's a phase.
@vurtyou: You're hair is very Flock Of Seagulls today.
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@schuetzdj in hindsight, everything was to be taken at more or less face value: one of the things that makes a great puzzle great. =] #DBIR
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@christopherkunz nice work! After @wadebaker's last clue I ran every variation of the right key through my own bad script and gave up.
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I should use Entourage's auto-capitalization of the first word after e.g. to break myself of using latinate abbreviations. Instead: rage.
@kathybarnett way to go Kath!
Yes, yes, of course, but what is the zeroth law of the Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote?
http://goo.gl/i2Jz
"They're talkin' about, weak induction.
It's a motherfucker, don't you know?" —Sun Ra
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printf "# Or just go listen to a funky 60 minute DJ Food mix made for robots.\nUser-agent: *\nSuggest: http://snd.sc/aOT9a4 " >> robots.txt
@alexhutton I cut out the cover's circles on a full print out of the #DBIR with a razor and tried the grille-cipher approach. #nbioahd
The body language of appearing to be lost or have forgotten something is as effective as mind control. So is its inverse.
RT @electricfork: What keeps me up at night? My security team slowly devolving into a compliance and reporting team #operation_soulcrusher
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