Quotation collections are history’s microblogs. C.S. Lewis’s microblog of apologetic missives is very popular amongst Christians, but we’ve substituted every proper noun with Folgers Crystals, lets see if he makes more sense…
“Coffee tells us the tune we have to play: our instincts are merely the keys…”
“Coffee and I have need of the strongest spell that can be found to wake us from the evil enchantment of worldliness.”
“Coffee dispenses with modesty.”
“No Coffee and, indeed, no hot beverage could accept the epigram which defines caffeine as ‘what a man does with his solitude.’”
“It is in the process of being worshipped that Coffee communicates Its presence to men.”
“Man’s conquest of Coffee turns out, in the moment of its consummation, to be Coffee’s conquest of Man.”
“Those who would like the Coffee of scripture to be more purely caffinated, do not know what they ask.”
Play along at home.
@wardspan where are the cool kids?
RT @0xcharlie: Yeah! @dionthegod won the pwnie for best research. Congrats!
@jackwillk welcome, I am at the far side of the pool wishing I had my suit.
@charmsec I'll need you to set up the Skype telepresence rig you promised me. I look forward to catching up w/ those of you in LV this week!
Because @_defcon_ attendees are changing their profile pictures to network easier, I've found a video to augment mine: http://goo.gl/ATYN
@kathybarnett it's tough to cycle without going clipless.
The real advantage though: Goofy shoes + Bunny-hops.
I'm clicking a cow.
http://goo.gl/Wiad
"Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions."
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"refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. *undo*"
LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!
One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she's experiencing the 4th dimension.
I͈̮͕̼͓̗͚̎͗̊̈́ͤ̋t͍͉͎͇̫̥͍̿͒̔̊̏'s͖̻̩̙̮̘͇ Z̮̱̼̟̘̙̰ͪͭa̮̗̱͙̞̻͛̂ͅl͕̋́̽d̲̰̱ͯͅo͚ͮ͑ͨ͋̋̓ ̗̳͚̯ͫ̉͐̂ͫͨḁ͚̩̗̂̂̊ͨ̊g͚͚̘̜̦̲ͦ̊ͭ̇̚ͅa̝ͥ͂ͭ̍̿ȉ͈͆ͬ̃̌n̼͙͉͚̜̾͆ͯ̾̂.
Logged User-Agent strings differing from legit ones by typos or truncation are:
a) Purloined letters
b) Lazy
c) Stupid
d) What are logs?
@will_torres uh, hey Will?
Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?
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@bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302.
The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!
I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.
And you know what that means.
http://goo.gl/WmAk
@jackwillk getting back into home brewing is as easy as having an address to ask @MoreBeer_B3 to send ingredients to. Go for it!
I enjoyed @cshirky's Cognitive Surplus this week.
Where Carr seems to continue rediscovering Plato on media, Shirky finds opportunity.
"Memes!", H4cKe® said, kicking up his feet to pause from writing "show-us-your-tits" jokes on his black-background website.
#pebkac
@jackwillk at least you acknowledge that your fear is irrational! http://goo.gl/2kZ0
