G R A N T   S T A V E L Y

Grant: neat, check out ext4
Will: gg
Will: tebibyte (TiB)
i hate that nomenclature
Grant: it’s a lot of porn eh?
Will: Monocle
Grant: well we’ve lived through every generation so we won’t have a problem
imagine being a budding nerd in 10 years
they’ll learn “byte” and “TB” and oh fuck it
followed by some stupid PEMDAS type acronym to memorize
Will: lmao
i’ve never heard of PEMDAS
i had to google it
Grant: what?
Will: in my day we had no fancy acronyms for order of operations
Grant: your day was after my day.



Textile Help

@wardspan where are the cool kids?


RT @0xcharlie: Yeah! @dionthegod won the pwnie for best research. Congrats!


@jackwillk welcome, I am at the far side of the pool wishing I had my suit.


New school: The Verizon 2010 Data Breach Investigations Report: http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2010/07/28/2010-dbir-released/


@charmsec I'll need you to set up the Skype telepresence rig you promised me. I look forward to catching up w/ those of you in LV this week!


Because @_defcon_ attendees are changing their profile pictures to network easier, I've found a video to augment mine: http://goo.gl/ATYN


@kathybarnett it's tough to cycle without going clipless. The real advantage though: Goofy shoes + Bunny-hops.


I'm clicking a cow. http://goo.gl/Wiad


"Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions."

...

"refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. *undo*"

LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!


One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she's experiencing the 4th dimension.


I͈̮͕̼͓̗͚̎͗̊̈́ͤ̋t͍͉͎͇̫̥͍̿͒̔̊̏'s͖̻̩̙̮̘͇ Z̮̱̼̟̘̙̰ͪͭa̮̗̱͙̞̻͛̂ͅl͕̋́̽d̲̰̱ͯͅo͚ͮ͑ͨ͋̋̓ ̗̳͚̯ͫ̉͐̂ͫͨḁ͚̩̗̂̂̊ͨ̊g͚͚̘̜̦̲ͦ̊ͭ̇̚ͅa̝ͥ͂ͭ̍̿ȉ͈͆ͬ̃̌n̼͙͉͚̜̾͆ͯ̾̂.


Logged User-Agent strings differing from legit ones by typos or truncation are: a) Purloined letters b) Lazy c) Stupid d) What are logs?


@will_torres uh, hey Will?

Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?

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Grandma.

@bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302. The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!


I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition. And you know what that means. http://goo.gl/WmAk


@jackwillk getting back into home brewing is as easy as having an address to ask @MoreBeer_B3 to send ingredients to. Go for it!


I enjoyed @cshirky's Cognitive Surplus this week.

Where Carr seems to continue rediscovering Plato on media, Shirky finds opportunity.


"Memes!", H4cKe® said, kicking up his feet to pause from writing "show-us-your-tits" jokes on his black-background website. #pebkac


@jackwillk at least you acknowledge that your fear is irrational! http://goo.gl/2kZ0