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Bill Brasky fortunes never get old. But just in case, I threw together some Space Ghost Coast to Coast fortunes!
sgc2c.tar.gz.
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
"Did you ever meet Haystack Calhoun? He was a MOUNTAIN of a man."
-Leonard Ghostal
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Space Ghost: So, Zorak, how was your weekend?
Zorak: I, uh, I did some volunteer work over at the orphanage.
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Space Ghost: [looking for Zorak] Green... wears a vest... tall guy...
bald...
Zorak: ...no pants...
[grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
Moltar: This is how I am. I'm destroying the planet!
Denis Leary: Is that so?
Moltar: Yeah. And I'm having a sale too.
Put the contents of that tarball in /usr/share/games/fortune or somewhere similar and enjoy!
I keep this in my ~/.login
[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune brasky sgc2c
@wardspan where are the cool kids?
RT @0xcharlie: Yeah! @dionthegod won the pwnie for best research. Congrats!
@jackwillk welcome, I am at the far side of the pool wishing I had my suit.
@charmsec I'll need you to set up the Skype telepresence rig you promised me. I look forward to catching up w/ those of you in LV this week!
Because @_defcon_ attendees are changing their profile pictures to network easier, I've found a video to augment mine: http://goo.gl/ATYN
@kathybarnett it's tough to cycle without going clipless.
The real advantage though: Goofy shoes + Bunny-hops.
I'm clicking a cow.
http://goo.gl/Wiad
"Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions."
...
"refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. *undo*"
LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!
One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she's experiencing the 4th dimension.
I͈̮͕̼͓̗͚̎͗̊̈́ͤ̋t͍͉͎͇̫̥͍̿͒̔̊̏'s͖̻̩̙̮̘͇ Z̮̱̼̟̘̙̰ͪͭa̮̗̱͙̞̻͛̂ͅl͕̋́̽d̲̰̱ͯͅo͚ͮ͑ͨ͋̋̓ ̗̳͚̯ͫ̉͐̂ͫͨḁ͚̩̗̂̂̊ͨ̊g͚͚̘̜̦̲ͦ̊ͭ̇̚ͅa̝ͥ͂ͭ̍̿ȉ͈͆ͬ̃̌n̼͙͉͚̜̾͆ͯ̾̂.
Logged User-Agent strings differing from legit ones by typos or truncation are:
a) Purloined letters
b) Lazy
c) Stupid
d) What are logs?
@will_torres uh, hey Will?
Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?
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@bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302.
The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!
I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition.
And you know what that means.
http://goo.gl/WmAk
@jackwillk getting back into home brewing is as easy as having an address to ask @MoreBeer_B3 to send ingredients to. Go for it!
I enjoyed @cshirky's Cognitive Surplus this week.
Where Carr seems to continue rediscovering Plato on media, Shirky finds opportunity.
"Memes!", H4cKe® said, kicking up his feet to pause from writing "show-us-your-tits" jokes on his black-background website.
#pebkac
@jackwillk at least you acknowledge that your fear is irrational! http://goo.gl/2kZ0
