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Twitter is a notorious FAIL that will eventually lead it to be another ICQ. Thanks for the killer app with the cute name guys. We love you but the downtime and the bots and the marketing folks are not fun.

Downtime slathered in web 2.0 cute is still downtime. Damnit, we have insightful, sarcastic, funny rants less than 140 characters to spam out to everyone we know. Stop it!

I toyed with a sidebar of short posts next to my regular entries here and it didn’t stick. I was never motivated to write anything for it because I didn’t have a captive audience. Boring old pull-technology will never become killer, we all like push-apps like e-mail and IM, and now their mash-up that doesn’t even have one-to-one replies sometimes is becoming inundated with ring-tone scammers and link-bots. If twitter isn’t profiting on some back-channel from these jerks, why aren’t they adding any behavior moderation into their framework? Rebooting isn’t working.

I expect bot replies will become the next blog-comment-spam and force them to do something.

rbn-bot: @grantstavely that was funny, you should try viagra http://tinyurl.com/mexican-pharma

AOL and Yahoo already have the two largest IM infrastructures, why haven’t they stolen twitter’s SMS and web features and made this happen? Because they don’t get it and they are too big and slow.

I don’t know where I’m going (because I can’t code twitters replacement using google frameworks and IM infrastructure) with this, so I’ll end with a non sequitur: Look how many words and concepts in this entry are less than 10 years old. Even the word ‘downtime’ is relatively novel, and that it exists in my spell-check says a lot, when ‘spellcheck’ and ‘damnit’ do not. “Oh, no hunting and gathering today he-who-types-a-lot, the woods are experiencing downtime.”

Oh, and I’m using friendfeed now.



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@wardspan where are the cool kids?


RT @0xcharlie: Yeah! @dionthegod won the pwnie for best research. Congrats!


@jackwillk welcome, I am at the far side of the pool wishing I had my suit.


New school: The Verizon 2010 Data Breach Investigations Report: http://securityblog.verizonbusiness.com/2010/07/28/2010-dbir-released/


@charmsec I'll need you to set up the Skype telepresence rig you promised me. I look forward to catching up w/ those of you in LV this week!


Because @_defcon_ attendees are changing their profile pictures to network easier, I've found a video to augment mine: http://goo.gl/ATYN


@kathybarnett it's tough to cycle without going clipless. The real advantage though: Goofy shoes + Bunny-hops.


I'm clicking a cow. http://goo.gl/Wiad


"Hi, I hold ignorant and often illogical, divisive positions."

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"refudiate—oops, refute/repudiate. *undo*"

LANGUAGE GAFFES! BURN HER!


One of our cats has a clear plastic cone-collar on 'til something clears up. Her reaction suggest like she's experiencing the 4th dimension.


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Logged User-Agent strings differing from legit ones by typos or truncation are: a) Purloined letters b) Lazy c) Stupid d) What are logs?


@will_torres uh, hey Will?

Wanna see my bracket for the World Cup?

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Grandma.

@bbaskin An expanded URL only claims to not be a 302. The web is a Skinner box: I just frantically click on everything underlined. Yay!


I accidentally bought a large-print _Evil_Eye_The_Origins_And_Practices_of_Superstition. And you know what that means. http://goo.gl/WmAk


@jackwillk getting back into home brewing is as easy as having an address to ask @MoreBeer_B3 to send ingredients to. Go for it!


I enjoyed @cshirky's Cognitive Surplus this week.

Where Carr seems to continue rediscovering Plato on media, Shirky finds opportunity.


"Memes!", H4cKe® said, kicking up his feet to pause from writing "show-us-your-tits" jokes on his black-background website. #pebkac


@jackwillk at least you acknowledge that your fear is irrational! http://goo.gl/2kZ0